Saturday, March 7, 2009

I Also Have a Mom

Inspired by Hillary (whose mom is great), I have combed over old e-mails from my mom (also really great) in order to share the awesomest ones with you, The Blogosphere.

Example 1: "Foodstuffs."

Subj: HAHAHAHAHAHA


Hey Al,
Here is a spotted dick IN A CAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Love you,
MOM


















Example 2: "Surgery."


Subj: (no subject)


Hi Famblie,

Just a quick note for you to mark your calendars......Pre-Admission testing is 3/9/09 and Surgery is 3/16/09. woo-hoo for me. Anyway, I will be out of work 4-6 weeks if anyone wants to come visit! That's all from the Symonds Sanatorium of Health and Rest here in lovely Schwenksville, PA.

Love,
Mom xoxo


Example 3: "The Holiday Spirit."

Subj: last call

Hey you bunch of poopy heads,

this is the last call for christmas gift ideas!!!!!! (this includes you too al) chistmas shopping will be complete by 12/20!!!!!! any item of clothing you want that you want to try on will be purchased 12/23....so prepare to get your lazy butts out of bed in the am!!!!!!!! santa's feet hurt and she is running out of patience!!!!!!

--
Love you,
mom xoxo

5 comments:

KingNuma said...

Spotted dick? Better see a doctor...

Pancake Lady said...

i love that you are really from a place called "schwenksville."

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